Why Start Here

Before spending on a website or a retainer, you need to know exactly where you stand.

Most businesses don't have a marketing problem so much as a not-knowing-what's-actually-broken problem. The audit fixes that first — it tells you what a stranger sees when they search for you, ranked by what to fix first, before you spend a dollar on the fix itself.

It's built to work two ways: as a genuinely useful, standalone piece of research you can act on yourself — or as a low-friction way to find out whether a longer engagement with us makes sense. Neither path is pushed on you.

$67
One-time · No subscription
  • Google Business Profile review
  • Website audit — speed, mobile, conversion
  • Local search visibility & keyword gaps
  • Reputation & review health check
  • Competitor benchmarking (3–5 competitors)
  • Prioritised action plan — clear next steps

Delivered as a written report within 48 hours. No sales call. No obligation.

Book My Audit

If you don't find it useful, we'll refund you. No questions.

Who It's For

Built for businesses that are good — and invisible.

This is for you if

  • You already have customers, reviews, or a live website — this isn't a from-zero-startup product
  • You suspect you're losing business to less-good competitors who are simply easier to find
  • You want a straight answer, not a sales pitch dressed up as a report
  • You want to know what to fix first, not a 40-page checklist with no priority order

This may not be for you if

  • You have no digital footprint at all yet (no website, no listing, no reviews) — there's nothing to audit until something exists
  • You want guaranteed ranking numbers attached — no honest audit promises that
  • You're looking for a free, instant, automated score — plenty of tools already do that; this is a different, human product
What We Actually Research

Six areas. Real data. A human behind every finding.

Most free audit tools run an automated scan and return a generic score. This is different — directed research built from the same public data your competitors could commission: your Google profile, actual search results, real review patterns, and live website performance. AI assists the research; a human writes and prioritises the report.

01

Google Business Profile

Category selection, photo count and recency, review velocity, owner response rate, posts and Q&A activity.

02

Search Visibility

Local pack ranking, keyword gaps versus competitors, citation consistency, and AI-platform presence.

03

Competitor Benchmarking

Side-by-side comparison against 3–5 direct competitors across reviews, website, and social presence.

04

Reputation & Review Intelligence

Multi-platform review aggregation, sentiment themes, velocity trends, and owner engagement scoring.

05

Website & Conversion Review

Mobile performance, conversion elements, trust signals, and on-page SEO fundamentals.

06

Opportunity Mapping

Every finding ranked by estimated impact and assigned a specific, sequenced action.

Recent Audits

What the research actually looks like.

Real findings from recent audits — anonymised and condensed. Every business was operationally healthy. Every one was digitally invisible. The gap between the two is exactly what we fix.

Critical

Beachfront Restaurant

Full-service restaurant · nightly entertainment · beach location

34/100

  • 359 Google reviews at 4.4★ — zero owner responses detected
  • TripAdvisor: unclaimed, ranked #211 of 283; nearest competitor has 2,000 reviews
  • No website — the most marketable feature in the area documented nowhere online
Stagnating

Coastal Pizzeria

Wood-fired Neapolitan pizza · cocktail bar

61/100

  • TripAdvisor #1 locally, 532 reviews at 4.8★ — zero owner responses
  • Instagram: 1,380 posts, 2,113 followers — broken growth loop
  • No website despite a market-leading product
Stagnating

Sports Bar & Grill

Family-friendly · 10-screen sports viewing

47/100

  • 4.8★ on TripAdvisor — same as the #1 competitor, ranked #6 of 7 on review volume alone
  • No Instagram account; Facebook effectively inactive
  • No website; no digital narrative under new ownership

Business names and identifying details anonymised. Findings based on publicly available data only.

Why $67, and Why Human-Led

Free tools exist. Here's the honest difference.

Free automated toolsThe $67 Digital Presence Audit
A generic score, no contextA prioritised, written narrative explaining what matters and why
Same checklist for every businessBenchmarked against your actual competitors
No prioritisation — everything flagged equallyRanked by estimated impact, so you know what to fix first
Instant, disposable1–2 hours of AI-assisted research with a human review and rewrite pass
What Happens Next

From payment to report, in three steps.

Book & confirm

Fill out a short form. We may follow up with one or two clarifying questions about your business — no sales call, ever.

Research

We research your Google profile, website, search visibility, reviews, and 3–5 real competitors, then write the report by hand.

Receive your report

Delivered within 48 hours as a clear, prioritised document. Nothing further is required — act on it yourself, or ask us about the highest-priority fix.

Questions

What people usually ask first.

A written review of your Google Business Profile, website performance, local search visibility, review health, and directory consistency — delivered within 48 hours as a clear, prioritised action plan. No sales call, no obligation, and a full refund if you don't find it useful.

Free automated tools return a generic score with no context. This audit uses the same public data a free tool could see, but adds directed research, competitor benchmarking, and a human review-and-rewrite pass — a prioritised narrative, not a raw score.

You'll get a short confirmation and, if needed, a couple of clarifying questions about your business. Research begins immediately. There's no sales call before or after — you'll simply receive the finished report within 48 hours.

Nothing is required. The report stands on its own — you can act on it yourself, hand it to whoever handles your marketing, or come back to us if you'd like help implementing the highest-priority fix. There's no pressure either way.

Yes. If you don't find the audit useful, we refund it — no questions asked. We can offer this because the audit is a fixed-cost deliverable we fully control, and because we'd rather lose $67 than have someone feel misled.

Find out what's actually costing you customers.

48 hours. $67. No sales call. Money-back if it's not useful.